Dad's Salt

What is Dad's Salt?


1.

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.

Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!

2.

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father

I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.


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