Dadventure

What is Dadventure?


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Spending time alone with your Dad going on adventures from picnics to mountain climbing, museums to truck pulls, saloons to artist studios. You can get away with raising some hell. It's usually a weekend thing though, because Mom has a new girlfriend!

Last weekend for my fourteenth birthday I went on a crazy dadventure, we rode horses in Half Moon Bay, spied on the nude beach, had a burger at some crappy bar, and ended up at the Rodin sculpture garden at Stanford University. Mom said, "You smell like horse shit and beer, just like your father".

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