What is Daf?
1.
dat ain't fair.
antonym: see
You're late for your own wedding. Daf.
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2.
Derived from the Canadian cult television show 'Trailer Park Boys', DAF is an acronym for “Drunk as Fuck”. This phrase is utilized by the character Ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.
One is DAF after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. All basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. The DAF individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.
During the period when one is DAF, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), DEV (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.
"Boris couldn't keep it together last night; he was completely DAF!"
3.
Drunk As Fuck; to be shit faced
"We're getting DAF tonight!"
"Saturday night was a DAF night!"
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4.
Noun
DAF stands for Dumb Ass Fuck. Derived from D-VIZ.
You are a fucking DAF.
You are acting like a serious DAF.
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5.
Short for delicious as fuck but also known as dank as fuck. Often used to describe tasty meals, but can also be used at times to describe sexy people (generally the ass and breasts of sexy people).
"Man we just went out to Pokez to celebrate. That place is DAF."
"Holy crap man, did you see how Daf that girls
booty was? That thing is so fine."
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6.
Daf stands for;
Dirty as fuck.
This is a term mainly used against women who give the impression of being slutty;
e.g not alot of clothing
"god she's hot, i love that dress!"
"yeah man she's easy a Daf, could she wear any less clothing?"
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7.
dope as fuck. it could be a person or a thing.
"Ralph is DAF, he owns the dance floor."
"That shirt is DAF."
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