Daffakanism

What is Daffakanism?

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noun; A religion founded in Upton, Massachusetts in the year 2006BC. The founders of the religion, the Daffakas, are known to be large floating holy masses that devour unsuspecting cubicle workers. Sacrifices include angry scotsmen, crossing guards, and 5-string banjos. Followers of this religion are called Daffakanists.

Not much is know about the Daffakanist's practices. Only Daffakaists truly know...

Hey Stalin, let's go join Daffakanism!

In Soviet Russia, Daffakanism joins YOU!!

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