Daffodils

What is Daffodils?


1.

Synonym for Doctor Death March, a.k.a. Modafinil.

Pass those daffodils or I'll pass out at the wheel. There's still 200 miles until we get to Burning Man.

See doctor death march, death march, provigil, caffeine, trucker speed, burning man

2.

The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.

"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.

See meat wallet, taint, gambling, chain, chainman

3.

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:

I wander lonely as a cloud,

through fair England's gardens green,

her chaste and comely presence,

plucks a fine melody,

upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.

And yet.....

I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,

I feel it stirring in my throat,

those foul and pestilent words,

which cage my very being;

the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,

COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,

I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

See daffodils, cloud, england, garden, melody


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