What is Daffy-davit?
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An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.
"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."
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1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.
2: asshole.
3: pugnacious rudeness
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