Dagenham Handshake

What is Dagenham Handshake?


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The often attempted but rarely mastered for of female masturbation, invloving all of the digits. The pinky, and adjacent finger, in the chocolate starfish, the middle and index fingers in the beaver, thus leaving the mighty thumb to stimulate the clit

'You think that's bad? Last night I gave Sam's sister a dagenham handshake.'


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