Dagenham Manshake Edit Meaning

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A male version of the Dagenham handshake, again rarely mastered, requires that the practitioner simultaneously causes his skin pistolto fire whilst slipping himself a cheeky arse digit.

John: " Are you coming out later?"

Herbs "No mate, my mum's helping me in the bath, I've not recovered from that dagenham manshake I tried last week."

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