What is Dagwood Dog?
1.
Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog
"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho
2.
Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.
"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"
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