Dagwool Sweater

What is Dagwool Sweater?


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The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.

Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"

You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."

See vest, turtle neck, pancho, scarf


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