What is Dahvood?
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One who is as shy as a rabbit in hunting season and funny and a fat guy being poked by a hot proding device.
I think there might eb Dahvood hiding in my closet...
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Someone who, while being quite dopey and absurd, manages to be lovable anyway.
Aww don't worry Dave, we still love you, even if you're stupid.
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One who has difficulty comparing the dice values between the two highest dice, and then the next two highest dice
<Dahvood> Yes, 4 and 5 is even with 4 and 2
Random Words:
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faeces, poo, shit, turd.
I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.
See turdinator.. 
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The greatest thing to ever come out of Michigan.
After watching the Bucks beat Michigan in Ann Arbor, we drove back to Columbus on US 2.. 
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A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same ..