Daily Express

What is Daily Express?


1.

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

2.

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloidfor the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographerRichard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH

KILLER WEATHER

KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT

EVIL IMMIGRANTS

CANCER SCARE

HOUSE PRICES

MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:

"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"

"Madeleine"

"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"

"Madeleine"

"Eating Food Causes Cancer"

"Madeleine"

"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"

"Madeleine"

See daily express, diana, maddie, maddy, mccann, porn, racist, house, evil

3.

Princess Dianafanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

See daily mail, harrods, conspiracy

4.

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:

"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"

"Suicide bombers in our schools"

See daily mail, right wing, tabloid, britain, newspaper

5.

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sunrules

6.

A very proper newspaper that reports on the facts, and the facts alone. It is like a more broadsheet-style version of the Mail and is generally a middleclass Conservative newspaper.

The Daily Express is a sensible and honest reporting daily newspaper in the UK

See daily express, daily mail, the sun, uk, daily, Wattsie


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