Daily News

What is Daily News?


1.

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.


99

Random Words:

1. When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts. Ginger -..
1. more wild and crazy than you can imagine breaking free from all the boundaries of radness originated from the expression "off the..
1. The final level in Commander KeenEpisode 5, The Armageddon Machine. Can be abbreviated as QED. The QED (Quantum Explosion Dynamo) was a..