Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Grump

1. A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement. That was a hell of a grump I just took. 2. To add an entry on Grump..

Meyer-pire

1. n. Fangless, sparkling, Abacrombie and Fitch blood suckers featured in the Twilight series. Edward Cullen is a glittery fairy Meyer-pi..

Con Funk

1. The stench of unwashed bodies clinging to gamers at nerd conventions. I.E. Dragon Con, Comic Con, World Con, etc. The computer programm..

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