Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Vesuvi

1. Official mascot of Pompeii State University. "Wow, Vesuvi is awesome!" "I know, he totally beats all the other Roman ma..

4/21

1. the day after national marijuana smoking day, the national pixie stick snorting day was established last year by Brandy and Emma. shit ..

Gentleman Ghost

1. Someone who likes to "get it on" with dead dudes. Alec Baldwin portrayed the "Gentleman Ghost" in an episode of SNL..

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