Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Gorillas In The Mist

1. The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and th..

Scene Kid

1. Scene does not refer to emo (which is currently a nonexistent music genre- easily mistaken for pop-punk)in any way. Scene refers to th..

Schmoopie

1. A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi.&qu..

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