Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

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1. What would Optimus Prime do? Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and s..

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1. The phenomenon of a prestigegamer, usually in the Call of Duty Series, being shamed in defeat to a level of embarrassment previously una..

Jergens

1. Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser. Not for internal use. "Somethings..

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