Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Jehovah's Witnesses

1. Students of the Bible who preach the "Kingdom of God." They claim that their God--Jehovah--is using Jesus Christ to bring an e..

Moronicle

1. A single act by an single individual that normally isn't given to acts of incredible stupidity. I've never seen such an intel..

Snelch

1. The art of ejaculating on another's hand, then snorting the semen through a nostril. Guy 1: I snelched a line right off this hot c..

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