Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Mexican Bagpipe

1. A shot made from equal parts tequila and scotch. Give me another round of Mexican Bagpipes! See shots, drinks, bag pipes, bar, shot, r..

Purtell

1. Anyone who has a tiny penis, no morals and no loyalty towards friends, is likely to try and steal your girlfriend. See Back Stabber Du..

Fwackzazzled

1. When you get drunk and go do three girls at once. Man, after the bar last night I took Tina, Jenny, and Lisa home and we fwackzazzled. ..

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