Daily News

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It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Escapading

1. An adventure with Roy Girl 1: what are you doing tonight? Roy: Escapading!! Its going to be a crazy night. See sex, alcohol, party, d..

Enchanted Forest

1. A MASSIVE rave that happens in South Australia twice a year.Summer and Winter enchanted. Can draw in, up to 7000 people or more. They a..

Zombie Pancake

1. a pancake that has come back from the grave. only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love. See pa..

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