Daily News

What is Daily News?


1.

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.


99

Random Words:

1. Someone who posses the ablity to function without destroying the world Orgin: Old-English with some twist of hebrew. 99% of the citize..
1. irrational fear of flags. "Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."..
1. A 1993 Chrysler Voyager minivan that is owned by the Chef. Not only is it used for transporting Chef from place to place, but it also is..