Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Load Fairy

1. a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing l..

Spackie

1. 1. A person of mental stupidity in the throws of doing something extremely stupid and commonly hilarious. This state and reputation is m..

Zarqx

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..

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