Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Sofer

1. A Mainer's sofa. A place for Mainer's to sit and drink their soder, whilst plotting idears. Jimmy and Bobbi-sue are sitting o..

Mouni

1. Greek for female genital organ , aka pussy. Tha sou skisw to mouni. Tha sou glypsw to mouni. 2. where one sticks one's boutsa ..

Lard Muffin

1. cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up. See lard, muffin, gross, cows, yummy..

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