Daily News

What is Daily News?


1.

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.


99

Random Words:

1. Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons. Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the mo..
1. money in the bank is any task or game winning move that is nearly impossible to screw up. zachs' winning shot on the 9 ball was mi..
1. Slang term for alcohol mixed with a high-caffeine (at least 150 mg) energy drink. Cocaine is optional. 1. Hey man, wanna down some lana..