Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Crambled

1. Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head"..

Flip And Tuck

1. to properly arrange an errection to where it is not publicly noticable, by flipping your hard on to align upward towards your belly butt..

Jardvicht Ardtifical Ardvarcht

1. A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords. Rumor has it that Sue has jar..

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