Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Qitch

1. A donkey raping, ass spelunking bitch. Mike - "That 6th grader is hot!" Corbin - "You are such a qitch..." See ki..

Oblong Schlong

1. a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube..

Zaloop

1. Having homosexual qualities. Usually used in reference to males. Man, that tight pink shirt and leather pants make you look so zaloop!..

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