Daily News

What is Daily News?

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

Chu-wunga

1. a man who is so fat that half way through calling him chunk you are so shocked you end in a awe inspired "wunga" my god you c..

Dick Count

1. The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime. Madonna's dick count must be over 100. See dick, c..

Chinese Aloha

1. A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex ..

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