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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
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When one violates the pooper hole between anothers naughty cheeks, i.e. to bum or be bummed.
There's nothing wrong with a bit of b..
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arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders.
as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spi..