Dairy Smorgasbord

What is Dairy Smorgasbord?


1.

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

See fumunda cheese, jack off, cum, head, sex, kinky, cheese, orgasm

2.

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb

"The Smorg"

Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

See cum, sex, fumunda cheese, porn, head, girl, balls, cheese, cheddar, milk


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