Da--itus

What is Da--itus?


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Da-itus.....The fear that, out there, somewhere, someone is happy...

An organic cerebral dysfunction, Da-itus is characterised by

megalomaniacal outbursts of a phallic and anal nature, akin to

pukka-phobia. A psychosomatic disease, Da-itus is commonly thought to

affect morose adolescents exposed to coitus-interruptus, or more

likely, coitus-nevergotus. Symptoms include a tendency to suffer

moments of prostrate, tempestuous puffiness in the nether regions,

Da-itus is often associated with salacious, irksome, invertebrates,

with sufferers tending to be prone to a plethera of fatal atractions.

Da Battyboy is da sufferer of da-itus


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