Dallas Dangler

What is Dallas Dangler?


1.

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."

Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."

Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

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