Dallas Dangler

What is Dallas Dangler?

1.

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."

Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."

Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

See mixed drink, bar, alcohol, cock, dangler, dallas
76

Random Words:

Remugsum
1. The offspring of Michael Jackson and E.T. Ugh, your baby is so ugly, it almost looks like a Remugsum! See fugly, remugsum, michael jac..
Read more
Blur_pimp_baller
1. (n); a person who not only is a pimp, but also a baller with blazing quickness; they move so fast that the only thing you see is a flyin..
Read more
Tow Head
1. tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp f..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free