What is Dallas Dangler?
1.
While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.
Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"
See
Random Words:
1.
when you get a hero in warcraft or in DotA and you receive a hero that has an ability called chain lightning, and you yell out "BER..
1.
When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham
Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff ..
