Dallas Dangler

What is Dallas Dangler?

1.

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."

Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."

Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

See mixed drink, bar, alcohol, cock, dangler, dallas
76

Random Words:

Inuf
1. INUF, Internet Nerd Unwanted Faggot. Those stupid "1337" gamers, thiking that they're cool." They also tend to say..
Read more
Onegai Twins
1. One of the best and funny anime in history. Marie-chan is my favorite charecter. Along with Miku-san. ^_~ Quote from show: Maku- Don&a..
Read more
Elcabeano
1. A dumb shit school that a bunch of fucking nigglesand spicsgo to. Anlong with Scruffy Dog, its a fucking gross ass niggle school!!!!!!!!..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free