Dallas Taylor

What is Dallas Taylor?


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The coolest man ever to live. Dallas sang for underoath until their newest SHIT CD, They're Only Chasing Safety.

His work on songs such as Walking Away and When the Sun Sleeps is supergooddd.

P1- "Are you Dallas Taylor? I LOVE YOU DALLAS TAYLOR"

Dallas Taylor- "No I am not. You must be mistaken. That man over there is Dallas Taylor"

Man over there- "NO I'M NOT, DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


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