What is Dalton?
1.
You know he's bad news, but that never stops you from longing for his husky voice and his tastefully seductive body. The lust buried deep inside you always somehow manages to come to life like a phoenix being reborn from its ashes. This is what He does to you. But there is another side. Hidden beneath his scarred heart lay memories of terror. Something happened to him. He was never the same. He has a split personality, in a way, half human, half monster. The only thing left in the world that makes him happy lingers before his very eyes and is taken away forever in a single second. He now lives a tortured existence, longing for what he knows he will never have.
Labrijonay: My god, I miss Fabio.
Saleisha: Oh yeah, wasn't he, like, totally deep, and amazing and now tortured that he lost you.
Labrijonay: Yeah, he's a total Dalton.
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2.
A small town in northwest Georgia where there are alot of whiggers, white trash, and like sixty percent is populated by hispanics.
Woah!! I so feel sorry for you Jeff you're going to turn into a redneck in Dalton, but you'll love it because of the hispanics.
3.
A rich, corrupt private school on the upper east side of Manhattan. Basically, hell on earth. School is run by trophy wives who always have to make sure their kids don't get put in the same homeroom as "the unpopular ones." A typical grade includes one minority, and a few hundred naive and sheltered boys and girls who act 'hood despite never daring to take a step towards Harlem. While rumored to be impossible to enter, as long as you have money, entry is no obstacle.
Parent: I want my son accepted to Dalton
Administrator: What's his average?
Parent: 55
Administrator: We can't accept him.
Parent: I'll pay for a new cafeteria.
Administrator: When can he begin?
4.
A type of person who see's the world through darkened eye's. The one person who has to say the worst possible outcome. He's been through a lot and, for all he cares, would let the world burn for what it has done to him. The only thing that stops him from doing all of the horrible things that go into his mind is the thought of the one person that he truely cared for and what she would say.
"Dude, are you O.K?"
"Yeah I'm just having a bit of a Dalton feeling right now."
"Maybe you should go and relax for a while."
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5.
The force behind an enormous fart or bowel movement. The reason one of them may sneak out.
That fart stinks. I'm sorry, the dalton was too much to contain before I got to the bathroom
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6.
A middle aged man that has just went through menopause and kidnappes under age teens just so he can tie them up and call them his preshush.
Did you hear about that dalton strachan that was arrested last night.
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7.
An elite, Ivy Preparatory League, New York City Private School. Comparable to the Horace Mann and Trinity schools amongst others. And is simply, the best of all of them. In fact, its pretty much the most hardcore school on the planet. Theres one in japan, too.
Gregory: I got into Dalton!
Janet: Oh, well you must be pretty damn smart.
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