What is Damage Cuntrol?
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When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
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Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.
Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remov..
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When the metal part of someone's spiral notebook snags on your clothing as you walk past them.
"Dude, I totally just got spir..
