Damage Cuntrol

What is Damage Cuntrol?

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When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?

Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

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