What is Damaged Walrus?
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1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.
2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.
Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.
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