Damascus

What is Damascus?


1.

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.

1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".

See damascus, maryland, redneck, small, cow

2.

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.

Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!

See damascus, syria, sham, amazing, beautiful, history

3.

a crap town where the purchasing of beer is illegal.

Hick 1: "Let's buy some beer"

Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"

See damascus, shit, gay, wack, vagina, square, lame

4.

a place full of rednecks and farmers, the smallest town ever

damn our town is a real Damascus

See damascus, damn, ass, cuss, small

5.

1) The capital of Syria.

2) A tall skinny (bright) white male from Lake County, California.

Component origins: France, Germany, England, America

Likes: small dogs, computer games, tetris, swimming, good water

Dislikes: studying, school, totalling cars, bad water

1) Let's go to Damascus. I've heard it's pretty there.

2) Let's go visit Damascus. I've heard he's pretty.


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