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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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Someone who just can't get food to come out right
Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn..
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One who uses wit to attack traditional or popular ideas or institutions
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One who seeks to destroy the normal view of irony, either b..
