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A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes ..
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Yet another term for masturbation.
Svetlana: What's up?
You: Just eating a pear.
Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have ..
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
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