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when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
See Greg..
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A method for ensuring the most disappointingly mediocre outcome for any endeavor
things were going much better than expected, and then ..
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oooh romantic
Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romanti..