Damp Lettuce

What is Damp Lettuce?

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

Morning Shift

1. To take a dump in the morning. I'm working the morning shift today. See morning, shift, dump, shit, crap, turd..

Quietzapple

1. To quietly astound by sparkling, incisive wit. Sometimes ironic. He was quietzappling here the other day . . . He does rather quietzap..

Reality Box

1. Any "next gen gaming system" that depicts and projects graphics and a story line that is significantly close to realism. Hey ..

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