Damp Lettuce

What is Damp Lettuce?

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

Under The Affluence Of Incohol

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol) I'll bet he's under the affluence..

Ramowned

1. Unintentionally screwed and/or fucked over by a third party imbecile who may suffer from stupidity and/or mild retardation. Dennis&apos..

Cuntm

1. a miss-spelt version of the word CUNT first used by Simon Pitfield, Milton Keynes) You such a cuntm!..

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