Damp Lettuce

What is Damp Lettuce?

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

Steetch

1. When you fold down the crease on a winter hat, creating less heat loss, and/or to put forth a steezy ghetto gorilla style. This techniqu..

Futoning

1. The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can&ap..

Midgetard

1. A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget "awww, look at t..

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