Dan Alvis

What is Dan Alvis?


1.

To masturbate furiously

"hey guys, im just going for a dan alvis"

See wank, masturbate


52

Random Words:

1. 1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to ger..
1. 1. No sex at all 2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc. 3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it. See Soltar..
1. Any activity that causes the viewer to lapse into a slack-jawed, drooling coma from sheer boredom. Dave: How's that Economics clas..