Dan Bornstein Edit Meaning

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The offspring of an equally corrupt man, Dan Bornstein spends most of his life not picking up his cellphone and paying no attention to his surroundings.

While he can usually be found in the center of Sharon, MA, recent reports have found him hanging out somewhere with a new group of kids. Scientists speculate this is because

Dan Bornstien could not stay on good terms with his friends due to his lack of maturity and his unnecessary outbursts. The common Dan Bornstien(aka Bornstein)is usually indecisive and cant comprehend the repercussions of his actions.

While on rare occasions he is a calm and good natured kid, he will usually be found performing such acts as breaking others possessions and making up lies.

If you encounter a Dan Bornstein be sure to congratulate him on smoking dope cause it makes him feel better about himself and be sure mention the movie Rudy even though no ones heard of it.

Take caution, though, and be sure not not give his father, Mr. Steven Bornstien, your phone number, as he will call you multiple times a day, always starting the conversation with the ever-famous "Oh, hi. Where's Danny?".

Also, never invest information of even a mer significance o Dan, as he will likely give it up as a way to start a conversation with Melissa Rubackin, or any other friend that will soon find him to be annoying.

Steven: "Oh hi Jeffrey. Is Dan with you?"

Jeff: "No I don't know where he is. Did you try his cellphone?"

Steven: "Yeah hes not picking up his cellphone and he needs to be home by 8:00 for his Guitar lesson."

Ex 2: Sam: "Dan you just broke my drum. What's wrong with you?"

Dan Bornstein: "I don't fucking care. I mean i didn't do it"

Sam: "I just saw you do it"

Dan: "Nope"

Ex 3: Lenny: "Dan can you hang out with people?"

Dan: "Sure dude"

15 minutes later...

Dan: " Dude I'm going to a movie with Alex and people and theres not enough room in the car for you. So your going to have to leave.

Lenny: " But it's raining out and i don't have a ride and we have plans."

Dan: "I don't know dude."

See dan, fag, niggaboo, indecisive, immature, rudy