Dan Brown Philosophy

What is Dan Brown Philosophy?


1.

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

See philosophy, illuminati, holy grail


17

Random Words:

1. An Ice Cold Jelly is an ice cold coconut from which you drink the coconut milk. When we were in Jamaica our cab driver was so nice that ..
1. When one of your mates has an embarrassing story you constantly refer to in conversation, your are Gendo-rimming them. -Oh wow, remembe..
1. Someone whose decided that "until death do us part" is not worth killing their spouse for. I'm a divorcee because i ..