What is Dan Marconi?
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A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.
You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"
you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.
Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.
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