What is Dance Floor Splatters?

1.

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

See diarrhea, exlax, the runs
5

Random Words:

Zwanzig
1. Cool, awesome, interesting. (Also German for the number 20.) Dude! That's friggin zwanzig! Super-glue is zwanzig! Your essay is ..
Read more
Gabut
1. When a straight person has his/her first homosexual or lesbian experience, he or she is making a "gabut". Pronounced "ga..
Read more
Thumbmail
1. thumb·mail n. An e-mail made short, and thereby subject to misinterpretation, by virtue of the fact that it was composed 'by th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free