What is Dance Floor Splatters?
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When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
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When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.
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