What is Dance Floor Splatters?
1.
When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
See
Random Words:
1.
A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subco..
1.
When someone or something resembles a squirrel.
'omg, Jon Dewar totally looks like a squirreljd'
See squirrel, jon..
