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A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.
Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and ..
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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
See..
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Best. Movie quote. Ever.
If you don't know what it's from, you don't deserve to know!!
OK, it's from Total Recall...