Danceturbate

What is Danceturbate?


1.

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Mike: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Mike: Excellent.

See dance, masturbate, solo, alone, music

2.

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Miguel: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Miguel: Excellent.

See dance, masturbate, solo, alone, music


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