What is Dancin' Armadillo?
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After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut
thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!
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the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle i..
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Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong
Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chompin..
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Someone imbued with a sense of duty to draw the attention of purveyors of food not to use too much salt.
Deriv. NaCl (salt) + activist
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