Dancing Banana

What is Dancing Banana?


1.

the funniest damn buddy icon on the internet

All shall hail to the greatness of the dancing banana.

2.

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.

Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."

Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUMDB, that was my sister!"

See sex, sex act, banana, love, arse


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