What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
Random Words:
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A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)
Yo counter-top, how was brunch with ..
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Someone who has yet to partake in any events of sexual, romantic, and/or scandalous nature by the time said person reaches their senior ..
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A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.
*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what..
