What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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To birth into the the shape of a Fraggle. When two FUGLY people get together to create the worst creature imaginable that is an actual ..
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the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the..
