What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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an automobile that attracts chicks a.k.a pussy magnet
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anal sex, and the prelude to an amusing rhyme which kids at school write on each others textbooks to get their friends in trouble:
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