What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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There are too many bros and not enough hoes.
"Hey Joey, please bring hoes to the party because it's brovercrowded"
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To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.
Your father wants yo..
