What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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noun: A studly man who is honest, intelligent and quite romantic. Also referred to as Gippy or "knight in shining armor." ca..
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a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
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