What is Dancing With The Captain?

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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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