What is Dancing With The Captain?
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Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
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A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status.
Can be used in place of someones name.
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Something that should hurt but actually feels good.
When he hit me with the whip I felt very quitzibbled.
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