What is Dancing With The Captain?
1.
Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
Random Words:
1.
male love juice, a build up of which causes the man to act strangely because he is being controlled by the small brain in his rump
webs..
1.
To make a right-hand turn. For a left-hand turn, see hang a louie
"Ok, after this light, go up two blocks and hang a Ralphie"..
