Dandruff

What is Dandruff?


1.

One who always ditches, or "flakes," hence the name dandruff; usually for an insufficient reason, getting the hopes up of friends and family and ditching them for materialistic sluts.

"I think Tyler needs to get a bottle of head 'n' shoulders cause he's been pullin some dandruff moves lately."

2.

Dead skin making a glorious escape from your scalp. A pain in the ass...it makes your head itchy and falls onto clothing (not a good time to be wearing a black shirt).

Some guy: "Dude, your head is snowing. Gross."

Unfortunate victim of dandruff: "Really? Damnit, I need some antidandruff shampoo."

See gross, flakes

3.

when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last fuckin second he chicken shits out

riley: where the fuck is Thomas????

me: that fuckin dandruff ditched us for golf

See pussy, loser, coward, snowflake, trash, golf

4.

flakey white things in hair

alda has alot of dandruff

See nasty, flakes, gross, disgusting, christie papa

5.

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.

-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

See hair, dandruff, stuff, itchy, lice

6.

When your hair is messed up and theres nothing you can do about it because your too busy itching

Guy:DUDE, Your hair is throwing flakes at me.

Other Guy: Yeah it's my dandruff.

See dandruff

7.

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.

-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

See hair, dandruff, stuff, itchy, lice


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