What is Dandy Johnson?
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Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic..