Dandy Johnson

What is Dandy Johnson?

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Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnsoncrossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
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