What is Dandy Johnson?
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Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
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A girl who has a bangin body, but a fucking ugly ass face. Also know as a butterface.
Santa Clause: uh oh yo, jabbawakee alert.
Easter..