Dandy Slap

What is Dandy Slap?


1.

to use one's penis to slap another man's penis

'Tom was drank piss last night, so I dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes'

See dandy, slap, tom, drank, piss

2.

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

See dandy, slap, tom, drank, piss

3.

when you get slapped by a long hard willy

i got a dandy slap as slick was horny

See dandy, slap, slick, rick, andy


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