What is Dane Cook Status?
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A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
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People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
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When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.
WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel
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