Dane Cook's Disease

What is Dane Cook's Disease?


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Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

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