Dane Cook's Disease

What is Dane Cook's Disease?


1.

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

See dane, cook, disease, comedian, actor


43

Random Words:

1. A polite corporate term for using the restroom -or other biological necessities, usually during interminably long unnecessary meetings. ..
1. A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understo..
1. An ultra intelligent, greater being that knows everything from IRC scripts to the meaning of life. Kinda like a prophet, however Vorpy t..