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When titty-fucking a girl you fake an orgasm, and as she is getting up you blow a wad in her face.
I heard my girlfriend was cheating o..
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so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimme..
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when i woman has no clue how to jerkoff a guy and he ends up with cuts and burnt markson his wang
guy1: Dude last night was the worse e..