Danger Wank Edit Meaning

1.

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.

Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

2.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

See wank, danger, public, sex, masturbation

3.

to masturbate in a place where you are likely to get caught at work, woods, train, cinema, phone box, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc…

hmmm... this beats working, hope nobody can see me.....oops!

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4.

Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.

The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.

***Get out all your magazines/dvds***

***Open your bedroom door***

***Unzip your jeans***

***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***

***proceed to Danger Wank***

"MUM!!! ...."

you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...

OR

On a long journey in the car:

Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front

whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank

you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.

go on, try it....

don't do it for you, do it for the little guy

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5.

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!

wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!

beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!

all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

See mike

6.

Masterbationperformed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.

danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"

See wank, masterbate, danger, sex

7.

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?

Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

See wank, tommy tank, masterbate, parents, funny