What is Dangerous Toys?
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One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.
Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.
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Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.
I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about w..
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The act of fumigating with multiple cans of Febreze.
"Dude, last night we stayed at the cheap motel on highway 40. The rooms smel..
