What is Dangerous Toys?
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One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.
Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.
Random Words:
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To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.
Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's R..