Dangerous Wank

What is Dangerous Wank?


1.

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.

got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank

problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.

See dangerous, wank, prepared


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