Dangershit

What is Dangershit?


1.

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.

Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.

Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?

Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.

Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.

Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.

See dangershit, shit, danger, defecation


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