Danger-wank

What is Danger-wank?

To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.

"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"

"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"

"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"

See masturbation, asking for it, walking the dog

Alcohomo

1. Person who displays homosexual behavior exclusively when very drunk. You tried to make out with that other dude when you were drunk man..

The Gunisher

1. A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment well care..

Cum Grits

1. The cum residue off a used dildo by improper cleaning. Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all ..

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