Danger-wank

What is Danger-wank?

To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.

"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"

"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"

"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"

See masturbation, asking for it, walking the dog

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