Dangle Dance Edit Meaning

1.

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

2.

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.

I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.

See dingleberry, anus