Dangling Dj

What is Dangling Dj?

1.

A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and then drags it down the individual's face - starting at the forehead and reaching the mouth, ideally.

Seth: Did you hear Kevin and Evan did a dangling DJ in the bathroom at lunch?

Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.

Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!

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