Dangly-doo

What is Dangly-doo?


1.

The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton chops. Since the Jewish religion rejects the idea of gravity, young boys are told employ these devices in order to stay grounded.

Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:

"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity

Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity

They're all about religion and currency

Every Saturday they worship His Majesty

Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down

Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around

Circumcision is the custom at a very young age

Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage

The father is expected to be stingy and sage

The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave

Some may think these melodies are prejudice

But they don't understand "The Danglyness""

See pineapples, religion, girls, rusty trombone


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